My name is Jessica, and I was alive when the Dead Sea was just a lake that was feeling a little poorly. My teeth will one day fall out with the over consumption of salted peanuts. I am allergic to milk and therefore cannot dip oreos in it, but I do dip them into soy milk every summer solstice. I sleep diagonally. If I wake up later than 10, my right eye goes lazy.
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jamesfactscalvin:

ultrafacts:

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karemloo:

eatsass:

girls with short hair are hotter than any boy. so thats why boys get upset when girls cut their hair off. case solved

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refreshes:

Bubba talking to Forrest about shrimp speaks to me on an emotional level

"Well I’m terrified and I’m not even on the list." 

theangelthatfellfordean:

that moment of intimacy with the person who adjusts your seat belt on a roller coaster

thumbcramps:

imagine if women could be popular lets players or video game reviewers on reviewers. imagine if women could do that and not be relentlessly harassed. imagine if the gaming community wasnt still a sausage fest in 2014. imagine

hheimdall:

romvnov:

#WHAT IT IS WITH CHRIS EVANS AND GRABBING LEFT BOOBS? #HE HAS ESCALATED #HE ISN’T JUST GRABBING HIS OWN LEFT BOOB ANYMORE #HE IS NO LONGER SATISFIED WITH HIS OWN LEFT BOOB AND NOW #HE GRABS FUCKING AARON TAYLOR JOHNSON’S LEFT BOOB TOO

#HE LOOKS SO GLEEFUL TO BE TOUCHING THE BOOB

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